Prue Halliwell: I don't like earthquakes. I just don't go running through the house naked screaming "Run for your life!"
Phoebe Halliwell: That is such an exaggeration... I was wearing slippers.

Phoebe Halliwell: Go away horny tom cats!

Phoebe Halliwell: Come on, you don't think we'll be 60 and still living together, sharing clothes and a cat.
Piper Halliwell: Well now that you put it that way, no, I don't want to live with you anymore!

Piper Halliwell: Don't act blonde.

Prue Halliwell: If he can kill thirteen unmarried witches before midnight, he'll be freed from the underworld to wreak his terror every single day.
Piper Halliwell: Unmarried? Like being single doesn't have enough problems.

Piper Halliwell: Leo, you're a nice guy, and I like you a lot, but let's face it, you're geographically undesirable.

Prue Halliwell: Great, so some guy couldn't keep it in his sheath and now I'm marked for death.
Piper Halliwell: Well, some men can be very sensitive about their weapons.

Piper Halliwell: Leo, I love you but i'm getting a migraine.

Prue Halliwell: You cant remove sin magically or otherwise, its part of all of us.
Piper Halliwell: Even you?
Prue Halliwell: Yes, even me, just a tiny, teeny little bit, nothing that anyone would notice but me.

Prue Halliwell: Hey, be nice. I dont even want to think about sin tonight.
Phoebe Halliwell: Me neither.
Prue Halliwell: So this is an interesting band, whats their name?
Piper Halliwell: Orgy.

Phoebe Halliwell: I always was better at show than tell

Piper Halliwell: Dont put me in the middle.
Prue Halliwell: I'm not, you were born in the middle

Phoebe Halliwell: So what should we do ?
Prue Halliwell: Well, either we could rely on our vicious guard cat to protect us or we could remember to lock the doors.
Phoebe Halliwell: That's a really good idea, Prue.

Phoebe Halliwell: Assistant district attorney, we have to stop meeting like this.
Cole Turner: You better be careful, a guy might think he's being followed.
Piper Halliwell: You better be careful, or a girl might think her sister's getting a really cheesy pick up line.

Paige Halliwell: Are you trying to kill us?
Piper Halliwell:No, I'm trying to get a little attention around here, which these days tends to require a small explosion.

Phoebe Halliwell: Wait a minute. If you know, that means they know. And if they know, then we are f-
Grams: -FINE

Piper Halliwell:(to Paige) Geez, you're like my husband with boobs.

Leo Wyatt: Piper, when he finds out he's going to kill me.
Piper Halliwell: Dont be ridiculous, your already dead!

Piper Halliwell: Leo, I have growing powers inside of me. Powers that I don't understand, and the only person who does understand them never has time to talk. Add that to raging hormones and I guarantee you I am absolutely entitled to do the 'crying thing'!

Leo Wyatt: I'm sure that it is just all this arguing has got the baby upset.
Piper Halliwell: Leo, the baby is an inch long. All this arguing is upsetting the mommy.

Piper Halliwell: I think my half-whitelighter baby thought that fireworks would be prettier than demon guts.